Corvette

The prototypical small penis compensation and lack of personality machine.

The car unattractive men buy or lease to make sure they are seen in said machine, in hopes of attracting a trophy wife. Usually owned by a completely self-important douchebag. Deserving a pinky, not a thumbs up...."way to go tiny"

"If I had to take one up the ass, I would choose a Corvette owner so I couldn't feel it"

by rattmutt June 19, 2020

Corvette

Boomer mobile. Enough said.

Boomer: Back in my day we used domestic muscle cars instead of those imports that all the snowflakes drive nowadays.
Also boomer: I'll have you know my corvette is much faster than the NSX.
Me: Ok boomer!

by jotaro123456 November 17, 2020

Corvette Syndrome

A man who over-compensates for a small penis, genital deficiency, unattractive body, lack of personality and/or unattractive face, by flashing cash, or purchasing expensive items that he doesn't use, in an attempt to impress others.

Bobs trophy wife says he just purchased a new Harley Davidson, but he's never rode a motorcycle before. Apparently he's hung like a cashew, and suffers from "Corvette Syndrome".

by rattmutt June 19, 2020

Corvette

A pussy magnet END OF STORY.

Corvette guy-“Get in baby.”
Hot girl-“Omg you have a corvette, totally!!”

by James_Godwin February 12, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

The Ghost Pepper Blue Corvette

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Ghost Pepper Blue Corvette

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Corvette

A vehicle created by GM company Chevrolet, seen as it's flagship GT car it has been in production since 1953, the beginning was great but towards the C-3 the car gained a lot of criticism from its terrible design, and its massive gas consuming engine that could not beat a Smart car. Chevrolet fixed it but the corvette name was ruined, and it has been. The corvette has been boring up until the C-7, the ones before where not as fast as modified imports, or even stock ones from all over Europe and Japan, the ones before the C-7 and after the C-3 where made out of the worst quality ever, if one where to step inside the cabin of 2005 corvette it would feel like you are in a Chevy Cobalt (a cheap car made by chevy), the corvette also shared many interior and exterior parts from cheap cars from GM. The car was very plain and just proved to Europe how the U.S is unable to make a GT, but the C-7 is Chevrolets latest shot at the GT market, a new more exotic style that tries to compete with Italian cars, and technology made to take on the germans, yet Chevy had many problems that had not been fix but known for a year, GM recalled many in late 2014- 2015 and the Corvette is hard to find because of this. The vehicle holds a place in American culture but it's just another V-8 that is overhyped that gets beaten by a garage built 4-Cyl or 6-Cyl Japanese car, or the Nissan GT-R (any model) at big boy races

America: We have a new corvette
Japan: 我々は1994年にそのような何かを持っていました
Germany: oh nett, gesehen die neue porche 9-11?
GM: Kind of , it's been recalled

by Josh98 May 25, 2015