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The Law of Conservation of Grind

Proposed by historians Sir Keeler Gonzales, Empress Mai Ton, and Archduke Sai Sriram in the early 21st century, on the campus of William Marsh Rice University, the law of conservation of grind states that the grind never stops but merely takes different forms. Grind takes three principle forms, potential grind, kinetic grind, and party grind ("grinding" grind as it is known outside of the intellectual community). Potential grind is given by the expression Mass x hours of sleep x g (the grind constant). g=69 grinds/sec^2. Kinetic grind is given by the expression (1/2)Pp^2. P=panic constant p= procrastination factor. Party grind is the inverse of kinetic grind, but can increase exponentially as given by dA/dt (alcohol over time). This Law has been widely accepted in the scientific and educational communities.
Person A: I need to rest, I've been working too hard today.
Person B: But A, I thought the grind never stops??
Person A: According to the law of conservation of grind, I am merely converting my kinetic grind into potential grind.
by President David Leebron December 8, 2017
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default conversation

A topic a person talks about when she/he can't think of anything else to talk about.
She was pretty attractive, but her default conversation was tropical fish. That sucked.
by J. Fistere August 29, 2008
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AB conversation

a conversation between only a few people, and dont want anyone else involved.
This is an AB conversation. So, you can C yourself out, before D and E, F you up.
by Kaylalalala December 30, 2007
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Conversational Blueballs

The act of someone leaving you hanging when in the middle of a conversation about something interesting. Especially throug text.
Dude, Jane TOTALLY gave me Conversational Blueballs yesterday. We were on AIM and she asked if I had heard about the party and she never answered when i asked about it.
by IGreenKnightI April 13, 2009
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Law of Conservation of Mass

The Law of Conservation of Mass states that sluts will always change form into another form of slut. The slut content is conserved.
Guy 1: Everyone thinks Romana is a sweet little angel.

Guy 2: But I heard she likes to get her mouth girded by multiple men and dreams of gangbangs.
Guy 1: Wasn't she a monogamous good girl in the past into 'only' anal and bondage before?
Guy 2: Law of Conservation of Mass. Nothing to see here.
by Eric Kazinsky October 11, 2015
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White trash conversation

Shouting back and forth in a crass manner amongst one another within short distances of 5-10 feet, and repetitively saying, "Whaa?" The signifance or efficacy of the conversation is essentially eroded, washing down into a social state of Neanderthalism.
Stacey and her sister had a 15-minute white trash conversation at the new but piece of shit house. They were trying to make important decisions of productivity, each less than 10 feet away, and were still shouting, "Whaa?"
by Chowderhead34 July 24, 2011
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a and b conversation

An a and b conversation is a conversion amongst two people.

This term is often used in the phrase "this is an A and B conversation so I suggest you C your way out
Nosy person: "Hey guys what are ya talking about?"

Conversationers: " None of your buisness, this is an A and B conversation C your way out."

Nosy person: "Ok, no need to be so rude"
by DeathPotatoe May 15, 2016
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