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Contractaholic

Someone who extremely enjoys/likes a lot/ gets off on signing contracts

Generally gets into long term commitments because of the joy that comes from the moment of signature as opposed to proper long term planning.

Negative consequences of the contractaholic are working at jobs that require skills not possessed, or renting apartments to expensive to own, both resulting in premature expulsion and forcing the signing of a new contract
marriage
1. Deena left the dorm for an apartment just cause she loves signing papers, that woman is a contractaholic

2. Now she's getting married, moving into a new home and getting a new phone deal for the 3rd time this month. Talk about contractaholic
by pandaninja May 12, 2011
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Contact Shame

When you watch or see something so embarrassing that you feel embarrassed; feels like you had something to do with it.
I had real contact shame after watching a Musical.ly video.

Contact shame is really bad especially if you're watching with friends or family
by IvyGirl February 5, 2018
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contact buzz

To get high from someone who is smoking a joint near you.
You are at a concert or other function, not doing drugs. Someone next to you is smoking a joint and you get a contact buzz because you breathe in the cannabis saturated air around you.
by BK your day March 3, 2007
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contractor grade weed

A very poor grade of marijuana mostly smoked by those in the contracting business (not the contractors but rather their cheap ass employees).
Man that was definitely some shitty contractor grade weed.
by Bubba & Rawhyde December 6, 2006
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Contactless

Contactless, a shmuck that has slip on shoes . So no laces or straps .
guy 1: Brooooo are those shoes contactless
guy 2: yes
by hawkk1 July 14, 2019
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Contractor Grade

A particularly interesting term in that its two different meanings are indicative of opposite ends of the quality continuum.

1. When used to refer to tools of the trade that might be used by contractors, this term is used to indicate tools that are very rugged and of the highest quality.

2. When used to refer to the equipment & materials that a contractor, when left to his own devices, will install in a house or building, this term means the least expensive materials the contractor could get his hands on to get the job done.
1 - Look at this hammer - it's contractor grade.

2 - Just install some contractor grade cabinets; we don't have to live in it.
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4th point of contact

A military term used to described your ass. Comes from paratrooper training. When you land after a jump, you hit the ground and roll. This causes your 1st POC to be the balls of your feet. 2nd POC is your calves. 3rd POC is your back of your thigh. 4th POC is you ass, and 5th Point Of Contact is your shoulder blade.
The idiot who listed 5th point of contact with a similar definition needs to get his head out of his 4th point of contact.
by LoudRed January 6, 2009
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