11th commandment

An additional commandment added by God which states:

Thou shall not spoon another man's meat.

You just went and stole the friend I wanted you jerk. You don't spoon another man's meat. That's the 11th commandment

by balls? January 5, 2009

Facebook Commitment

When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.

John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.

by hahagoe September 6, 2012

10 commandments

1.) Give all of ypur money to Kaysie.
2.) Work as a slave for Kaysie.
3.) Make food for Kaysie.
4.) Clean for Kaysie.
5.) Kill spiders and other bugs for Kaysie.
6.) Do homework for Kaysie.
7.) Worhsip Kaysie.
8.) Buy stuff for Kaysie.
9.) Abandon everything and only think about Kaysie.
10.) Kaysie is love, Kaysie is life.

Kaysie is the 10 commandments, the Quran, Bible, Satanic Scriptures, and Torah.

by Singhisking81 June 11, 2018

compentent

Skilled at something but sorry about it

Molly was compentent at her late night job...

by ToxicBunny March 18, 2009

commencement depression

The feeling of emptiness and mourning following the end of something one enjoyed and invested themselves in such as a vacation, TV show, visit, etc.

"Gossip girl just ended and I have commencement depression... I miss Chuck Bass!"

by tasiadoll March 20, 2017

Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.

Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?

by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018

Commitment

Opening a bag of chips when you’re home alone

Me: *just got home. Sees bag of chips on counter . Checks if anyone are home.*
God: This is your chance.
Me: This is a commitment.

by BadAssBitchMaria July 22, 2018