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Colorado Avalanche

One of the best teams in the NHL
by Guy in Ox. Woods February 4, 2006
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colorado

home of the chillest city in America, Boulder. In fact, if Boulder had an ocean, or large body of water, it would be the greatest city in America. Colorado is home to the smartest city in America, also Boulder, with the most PhD's per capita, but also the most marijuana use per capita. CO has the best snow, and sexy mountains. mountains > ocean anyway. hardly anything to do at an ocean; surf, swim, walk on hot sand, boat, do marine biology research.
Colorado is wicked, mostly because of Boulder.
by im an oyster August 23, 2005
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Colorado Hot Geyser

The sexual act of ejaculating into a partner's anal cavity and then farting out the semen. A woman who perfects the action is known as an Old Faithful.
Darnell: "Damn, that was an explosive Colorado Hot Geyser!!!"
Traci: "Thanks, hon. They don't call me an Old Faithful for nothin'."
by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015
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Colorado Standoff

Hey man, do you want to have a Colorado standoff.
by dickdock December 10, 2009
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colorado turnbuckle

A sexual act where a woman lays on a turning bed while the man stands at the edge slapping her in the face with his penis on each rotation until he reaches climax. Also known as the Cincinnati Carousel.
Man I gave that chic a Colorado Turnbuckle her cheeks were so bruised.
by uncle lester July 13, 2010
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mid sized university located in Greeley, Colorado not too far from Denver. Filled with the future teachers, nurses, actors, and musicians of Colorado and the US.

In comparison w/ CSU and CU which tend to attract many many out of staters from all over the country (many who come for the mountains) UNC is primarily populated by young women from Denver's many suburbs (many prospective elementary teachers). Women outnumber men by far.

Though downtown Greeley is very disconnected from UNC and the college culture, there are plenty of college hangouts along 16th street (Maggie's java joint, Roma's etc.)

UNC is surrounded by huge houses, many of them 10 bedrooms which the upperclassmen tend to populate.

UNC is a blast and no place I'd rather be.
UNC is incredible. The University of Northern Colorado is quite simply everything I hoped it would be and more.
by Future teacher in UNC April 1, 2009
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university of colorado boulder

THE fucking sickest place ever, for all you motherfuckers that hate on it, shut the fuck up and go to the town. If you want to go to a town and not have to worry about anything and just chill out, look at the hottest girls in the country and smoke weed, THAN GO HERE
University of colorado boulder is the chillest school in the nation
by chillar November 11, 2008
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