Man-Cold

When a man (typically a father) sneezes, coughs or feels a little cold and then takes 1-3 days off and claims to be severely ill

"I can believe Doug took another sick day. "
"Yeah but it's probably just a man-cold"

by Squidsy24 November 26, 2019

balls inside me cold

An expression for men for how cold it is. This is by far the coldest it gets for a man.

Phil : "Dude it's balls inside me cold today."

Rob : "amen."

by TheForkinator December 23, 2008

Miami Cold

Slang for cocaine; Not to be mistaken for the Miami Heat.

You need that Miami cold?

by nateluvv September 15, 2006

make a cold jam

To have sex

"Last night we make a cold jam at her place."

by Billy007 April 14, 2012

My feet are cold

You have cold feet so you searched this up.

Gay 1: Hi.
Gay 2: Hi, my feet are cold.
Gay 1: Okay.

by defnotmimi July 2, 2022

man cold

a man cold is found exclusivley upon the Y chromosome. this particular strand of the common cold results in individuals acting like a little bitch and crying about a stuffy nose. treatments for this include: suck it up, we dont care, and we're not your mother.

Synonyms: baby, little bitch, mammas boy.

antonym: the woman cold in which a woman can be dying of internal bleeding and manage to pass it off as just a flesh wound.

male: I officially have a man cold. I will not move from my bed and must have tissues and other man cold medicine (lots of chocolate and herbal tea) brought to me on demand by a nearby female.
female: suck it up and take advil ya chud

by throughthehaze January 11, 2012

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008