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Bill Clinton hit

When that lamer you know who tries to look cool and smoke weed but really doesnt. As in he/she pulls the smoke into their mouth instead of their lungs. The Bill Clinton hit is hated because it wastes weed and is usually only done by lameasses who want to look cool.
Yo that punkass over there took a Bill Clinton hit when the bowl got to him, why can't he just pass it if he doesn't want any?
by Steve Nobody May 2, 2006
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Chelsea Clinton Syndrome

When you are so incredibly ugly as a child/adolescent, you are hailed as beautiful for having average looks as an adult.
Randomperson1: OMG! Remember when the Smith's daughter was a complete troll?
Randomperson2: Yes she is stunningly attractive these days!
Randomperson3: Argh, she is jus tsuffering from Chelsea Clinton Syndrome...
by Furious__Styles February 17, 2010
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bill clinton

1. 42nd president of the United States. Bill Clinton Ushered in the Age of the "world wide web" and was the first US president to send an Email (March 1993).

2. Although famous for a sex scandal that included oral sex among other acts with several secretaries, Clinton accomplished several tasks, for which he was either hated or loved, depending on the party.

3. Bill Clinton Waged rather successfully two Wars, Bosnia and Kosovo, which like Reagan, no one remembers. He managed to save thousands of American lives by using the Star Wars strategy of Ronald Reagan.

4. Clinton was the first U.S. president to allow Gays in the Military with his "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy in the 1990s.

5. Clinton was elected shortly after an Appearance on the Arsenio Hall show, where he played a Saxaphone on live Television.

6. Clinton's Vice President Al Gore claimed to have invented the internet, and the Environment, but he was only half right. (See Al Gore).

7. Clinton fired Janet Reno for suggesting masterbation be made socially acceptable and taught in schools.
"When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale."

"The road to tyranny, we must never forget, begins with the destruction of the truth."

"'We're not inflicting pain on these fuckers,' Clinton said, softly at first. 'When people kill us, they should be killed in greater numbers.'
by Noire January 14, 2005
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bill clinton

bill clinton is hands down the worlds biggest pimp
by deadprez92 January 20, 2007
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clintonspeak

v. to say many seemingly intelligent and thoughtful things in order to shut people up and get them off your back long enough to concoct yet another set of seemingly intelligent and thoughtful things for when they realise that what you said before really wasn't anything more than fluff.
(If asked about why you signed NAFTA and sent thousands of jobs and billions of dollars to Mexico...) "I feel your pain, but Americans are can-do people. We never give up, and we persevere and overcome obstacles and challenges... blah blah blah."

(If asked the difference between your outright dismissal and decrying of allegations of perjury, fraud, conspiracy and evidence tampering against you, your wife and several in your administration as 'baseless' and your insistance that allegations of possible other allegations of appearances of impropriety by staffers of your political opponents be investigated by the Justice Department, The FEC and a special prosecutor...) "It's not the evidence but the seriousness of the charge that we must consider. The attacks on me and those close to me were merely partisan snipes at my character, but these allegations might genuinely be serious. They need to be investigated, for the benefit of all concerned."
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clintonian

Someone who uses a position of power to gain sexual favors from subordinates. Basically, a sexual fiend who uses the fear of firing, or the promise of career gain, in order to receive favorable benefits. --Derived from President Bill Clinton
"Richard seduced that new intern at the Christmas party and got a hj in the janitors closet."

"Wow our CEO has no shame, that's such a clintonian move."

*Richard Walks in*
"I did not have sex with that woman!"
by RDOUBLEU November 14, 2013
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Cliftonite

A person from Cliftonville Road, Belfast. Not known by elder generations and is normally only used by teenagers of the area. Most Notably, "The Cliftonville Wolfpack" who run the place.
by totefofo October 21, 2010
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