Social Climber

a person who finds the need to blow you off for a person of higher social status than you

RF: Yo we were supposed to go chill with this kid, but he blew us off for his better friends

MM: Yeah, hes a social climber

by Skoal September 29, 2005

Alden's Climate Theory

A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.

Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?

Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say

by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020

Rock Climbing

1. The extreme sport of climbing large rocks, or cliffs.

2. The extreme sport of fucking extremely fat chicks (i.e. T-rex from Orgazmo)

1. Let's go to the cliff and go rock climbing.

2. Let's go find that chick chick and rock climb her.

by Brew Guy March 7, 2005

porch climb

a mixture of vodka, beer, and lemon extract. Sounds really gross but tastes amazing and gets you drunk really, really, REALLY fast. great for football team parties and drinking games such as thumper, beer pong, flip cup, etc.

"Hey, that was an awesome porch climb last night"

"yeah I know, I was gone after 2 cups1"

by Vixen JoJo November 23, 2009

Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.

i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

climate

What the weather's like all the time.

If it's cold today, that's weather. If it's always cold, that's climate.

by lanteigne October 6, 2005

Climbing up the Yewtree

Your actions are borderline paedophilia. You are close to doing that of a paedophile.

I'd be careful with that one, you're climbing up the Yewtree.

by Dancingdarcy March 3, 2015