Someone who always lights up the room and never fails to make everyone happy. A niche sort of friend that only comes around once in a lifetime, but when you meet a Claud, you'll want to stick around and create lifelong bonds as that may be the coolest person you'll meet. Sure they might have the flaws that every friend has, but Claud here is different. Claud will always be the highlight of your day; and if not YOUR day, definitely someone else's.
by mfomari March 27, 2025
Bitch tits Von Claud is your best friend. Your homie. Your ride together die together. Your bffl. Your lover.
by Ekewanka April 30, 2019
Claude-Emmanuelle is a synonym for bombshell. Or Scorpio energy who makes every men in the streets cum instantly.
Girls too.
Like the traumatized kind but the one who makes you want to offer expensive shit to get some crumble of attention.
Girls too.
Like the traumatized kind but the one who makes you want to offer expensive shit to get some crumble of attention.
-"Look that gurl's phat sloppy bussy !"
-"This is Claude-Emmanuelle ! She's a bombshell !"
-"She is a Scorpio."
-"This is Claude-Emmanuelle ! She's a bombshell !"
-"She is a Scorpio."
by BussyLicker69 November 24, 2021
the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".
Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.
Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?
(laughter)
Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!
(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)
Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?
(laughter)
Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!
(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)
by the hood rat September 04, 2011