Get [her] butter churned

The female equivalent to the masculine phrase indicating a level of arousal commesurate with "get his dick wet. In this case, in reference to being the recipient of (penetrated by) a phallus during or for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse.

"Oh my god... Stacy is just throwing herself at that guy! She must really want to get her butter churned tonight."

by Albertotomba August 15, 2012

West Virginia Butter churn

Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.

His mom was passed out, so I gave her a West Virginia Butter churn, so I wouldn't wake her.

by Moon Dog Rex April 21, 2019

Churn-free Dick Cream

An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.

Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.

by I like coffee March 30, 2008

Churned Shlontent

The soggy, meandering, poorly paced streaming content that doesn't follow storytelling norms because it's intended to be binged while also looking at your phone.

I'm not going to watch the new Churned Shlontent on Disney+ or Netflix. I value my time!

by SRSLY WRONG October 13, 2023

cheese churne

An unclean penis that constantly omits a cheesy odour.

I'm cancelling Amsterdam Pete, your cheese churner smells shocking.

by shockin burt June 23, 2017

Green Bay booger churn

The act where a woman lactates on a man’s penis then picks her nose and his and puts the boogers inside the man’s penis before sucking it to the point of carpet burns

Matt: She Green Bay booger churned me!

by Sex lover 696742031 November 3, 2025

Amish butter churn

When a wooden handle is inserted rectally, until creamy cum is produced.

Last night Davie used a mop handle to give me an Amish butter churn.

by SuperFatSteve April 13, 2024