Cummy ache

“You’re so sexy I want to be with you... But I think we should wait...”

I have such a bad cummy ache because (insert name) said we should take it slow after grinding on my magnum dong all night.

by Swazyy October 27, 2019

Cummy Comber

A person that receives sexual pleasure from combing another person's hair

Greg: Dude, have you heard the lyrics to that song "Shoes"?
Dave: Yeah, that DJ Tiga is such a cummy comber.

by toofer June 6, 2009

Chumming for Coyotes

To defecate in the woods

Bill is out in the bushes chumming for coyotes

by rayal July 29, 2009

Chummier Than Shark Week

Someone who is overly friendly to the point of annoyance

"That girl is really friendly"
"Nah, she's just chummier than shark week, she doesn't have any real friends"

by Dnolt August 5, 2009

Chemmy Gavantic

A person that gallivants around like a bull in a china shop knocking things over and comes from the Chev region of Northern Kazakhstan. The saying was first coined in 1856 during the Critation War in Kazakhstan.

you know that balloon bollocks Tim over there? Well I hear he's a real Chemmy Gavantic.

by Quim ninja December 1, 2013

clummysnash

v. when you slam a watermelon on a young child

"Please spell the word clummysnash."

by lilfemnist2003 March 9, 2020

cummys cult

The most loyal servants of our lord cummy. we want him to stuff our holes with his fat cummy cock!
commonly found on reddit.

me: "OH CUMMY FILL ME WITH YOUR GLORIOUS PHAT COCK!!!!"
cummys cult: " yes my child"

by JP 696969 March 15, 2020