When you pop an unexpected boner in your Bermuda swim shorts and are too far from a body of water to jump in and conceal it.
Dude, this hot chick in cutoffs and a bikini top on the Venice boardwalk totally gave me a Bermuda chub today.
by Trillbilly May 29, 2016
Doran popped a chub while grindin all up on dat bitch.
Aww shit son lookin at yo bitch makes me pop a chub like none other.
Will's mom made me pop the biggest chub ever.
Jarid is well known for poppin the biggest chubs ever
Aww shit son lookin at yo bitch makes me pop a chub like none other.
Will's mom made me pop the biggest chub ever.
Jarid is well known for poppin the biggest chubs ever
by Jarid September 04, 2006
One who frequently puts his or her mouth apon many erect penis'. They are obsessed with it. Its a passion of theirs to enhale as many pork swords as possible.
That guy who just swallowed my load is a serious chub chomper. If i didn't know better, I'd think he is a homo.
by Beanbag Ballsack January 09, 2009
the rubbing and chaffing of chubby thighs against one another during long walks or duration of activity.
by jackmc3913 November 23, 2009
When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.
God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.
Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me
Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.
Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me
Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.
by the chofessional March 04, 2010
by Sherock Holmes November 23, 2015
A slightly friendlier way to refer to tummy fat or the spare tire.
By using the relatively innocent term "chub" (shortened from "chubby") instead of the more loaded "fat" or the unflattering "bulge," the phrase dodges some of the stigmas that have arisen from increasing obesity and our appearance-obsessed culture.
By using the relatively innocent term "chub" (shortened from "chubby") instead of the more loaded "fat" or the unflattering "bulge," the phrase dodges some of the stigmas that have arisen from increasing obesity and our appearance-obsessed culture.
"That bikini looked great on the hanger, but when I put it on all of my belly chub was hanging out so I bought a tank suit instead."
- "Why are you on a diet? You're not fat."
- "Yeah, but I want to get rid of this belly chub."
- "Why are you on a diet? You're not fat."
- "Yeah, but I want to get rid of this belly chub."
by k.ann.h June 01, 2006