Christella

A hilarious woman descending from Spain. Christella's are normally petite in size and have an enormous sense of humor.

That woman is such a Christella-when she had to get her pants hemmed a foot, she was cracking jokes the whole time.

by VtheP December 19, 2011

christer

A Christian who preaches the "Word" to unwilling participants

The Jehovah's Witness guy kept bothering me...
I killed that fucking Christer

by orion_ktulu1 January 28, 2006

christer

A derogatory term for fundamentalist christians. See also "Fundie"

Don't bother arguing with that guy; he's a christer.

by m3j July 1, 2005

Christemonium

When things are so fucked up not even Christ himself can fix them.

Dave: Did you see the movie I am Legend?

Jack: Total Christemonium dude. Will Smith didn't get any help from the man upstairs. JC was like "Fuck it. What the hell can I do about this monstrosity."

Dave: Yeah, pretty fucked up.

Jack: Not fucked up, Christemonium.

by OHYEAHJACK August 25, 2008

Christie

An absolute bad ass bitch

Loves potatoes and likes to party hard. Is always fun to be around and is the life of the party. Obsessed over one boy.

Christie can sometimes be a bitch

I wish I could be like Christie

by Cookie lover123 June 15, 2020

Christie

The biggest mom you'll ever meet- very over protective

Christies such a mom

by peanutpuppy March 28, 2017

Christie-Lynn

Beautiful, funny and tons of fun!

Christie-Lynn is the bomb digity

by Ruaamy February 5, 2010