Hey wanna play Chrissy crumple
by Charl3s12 October 17, 2022
he is a slink, and can sometimes be referred as quite of a 2 timer. Do not go for Chrissy or he will offer to shag your ear...but that’s just the start apparently. Other than that he’s basically just a dickhead :)
by Chrissy riley December 13, 2018
A person with a sexy hat who often is musical and plays an instrument such as the bass guitar.
Girls often look at Chrissy P play and walk on and off stage wishing that he'd finger them harder than the bass guitar.
Pablo Escobar is rumoured to have been involved with a Chrissy P within his cartel as his cartel's designated band needed a bassist who would get girls on their knees begging for a Chrissy P, or Chrissy P's hat.
Girls often look at Chrissy P play and walk on and off stage wishing that he'd finger them harder than the bass guitar.
Pablo Escobar is rumoured to have been involved with a Chrissy P within his cartel as his cartel's designated band needed a bassist who would get girls on their knees begging for a Chrissy P, or Chrissy P's hat.
That's a cool hat, we're you inspired by a Chrissy P?
That bass guitar playing is sexy, must have been played by a Chrissy P
That bass guitar playing is sexy, must have been played by a Chrissy P
by bluefoxj November 25, 2021
The act of signing someone out of their computer without your knowledge in efforts to earn commission on your sales without having to lift a finger.
by K-cup December 27, 2014
Person 1: HEY YYYYY are you out there kitty, KITTY, hey kitty! There you are kitty cat. wait don't go NOOO PLEASE.
Person 2: Dude stop acting so Chrissy.
Person 2: Dude stop acting so Chrissy.
by SneekinSnoc August 23, 2021
A name that was absolutely ruined by an annoying, ear piercing, overrated song made by the same people who made the "IT'S CORN!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1!1111!!" song. Now this damn name will never be the same because of some song.
Chrissy: Hi! My name is Chrissy!
Some annoying piece of shit: CHRISSY WAKE UP?!?!?!!1!!1!?!?!?1
Chrissy: Not this again...
Some annoying piece of shit: CHRISSY WAKE UP?!?!?!!1!!1!?!?!?1
Chrissy: Not this again...
by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023
A Chrissy is an amazing friend who is kind and caring but will stand up to you and for you she is an animal lover and a great person
by Larsy_5892 July 19, 2022