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pour out some cheetos

In communities plagued by high levels of childhood obesity, spilling a few handfuls of Cheetos from the bag honors the memory of friends who are either deceased or under incarceration, where access to name brand snack foods is generally limited. (See also: pour out some liquor and pour one out)
Example 1:

"This is for the homies locked up in San Quentin," Chris muttered as he withdrew a cheese-coated hand from the bag, aimed it at the sidewalk, and gave it a gentle shake.

Example 2:

"I was thinking about our big cousin Eddie just the other day, and I had to pour out some Cheetos," explained Tom to his younger bother.
by Nomolos April 8, 2008
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Cheeto

Omg. He’s such a Cheeto
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Cheeto-faced Twatwaffle

He's a Cheeto-faced Twatwaffle who should've never been the leader of the free world.
by Hoe Lee Fuck July 1, 2017
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Cheeto Blasting

The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.
"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"

"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"

"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"
by WefestRager October 30, 2011
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Cheeto Nipples

A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples.
Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples.

Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."

Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."
by Meaty McGee January 24, 2014
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Cheeto Motherfucker

A person who would proudly call themselves a “gamer”. This person would typically shower once a week or every two weeks and their hands will be crusted with Cheeto dust at all times. This person would also smell like shit and live with their parents. They’ll also have greasy hair 24/7 despite any annual showers because you just can’t wash that shit off. When they travel in groups they are referred to as “a bag of Cheetos
by Cassy🌃 October 1, 2019
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Cheeto pie

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