Cheesecake

When a person or group of people ejaculate or cum on a person’s (typically mans) ass. Hence the ass is the cake and the cum is the cheese. Isn’t necessarily gay but very easily can be when not done right.

Billy: Hey Steve, yo ass about to be cheesecaked bro!
Greg: Yeah we finna eat it afterwards!
Steve: Greg what?
Billy: Greg get the fuck outta here with that gay shit, we gonna just make the cheesecake, not eat it.

by Insert here November 21, 2018

cheeseballs

An expletive, expression of shock or dismay. Most often used to replace gosh.

Cheeseballs! That car almost totally sideswiped me!

Cheeseballs, guys, why do I always have to be the responsible one?

Aw, cheeseballs.

by samuels May 24, 2005

Cheeseballs

A person acting totally retarded, goofy, silly, or other wise stupid.

Those kids are acting like cheeseballs!

You're such a freakin' cheeseball man!

by DNC123 February 5, 2010

orangutan cheesecake

When a girl jacks off your wee wee with her armpit. The sweatier the better.

"Man that bitch gave me some orangutan cheesecake for dessert!"

by Corey R. April 23, 2008

cheeseballs

A ball of cheese.

Man, cheeseballs are freakin' awesome!

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

New York Cheesecake

New York Cheesecake is when you take a woman to a famous part of New York City (The Statue of Liberty, The Empire State Building, etc.) and ejaculate on her face.

Steve gave Brenda a New York Cheesecake when they visited Central Park strawberry cheesecake, hot pocket, dirty carl, cheesecake, dirty sanchez

by ManlyMan400 April 28, 2009

cheesecaking

Verb:To meet an on-line date and almost immediately going home and having sex after meeting at a neutral location. Derived from the common use of The Cheesecake Factory as a meeting place before the magic happens.

I met my Tinder date at The Grove but within 10 minutes we were at his place. I was there for cheesecaking, not chit-chat.

by MELGAF June 23, 2015