Chapstick

Adjective. Fake, counterfeit, fraudulent, imitation, phoney, knock-off, imposter, inauthentic, not genuine
He’s such a poser. Everything about him is chapstick.
by shan onyx May 01, 2024
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chapstick eater

A cool person from the chezitoo's cavern server. And also likes Yakuza
Person 1: zip zip zip zip blah blah blah
Chapstick eater: real :pusi:
by Chezitoes December 12, 2024
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Poodle Snatch Chapstick

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.
John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"
by Kleinsauced Her February 28, 2007
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chapstick maxing

Using chapstick on your penis to help with the fluidity of jelqing
I was chapstick maxing when I rubbed my penis with chapstick
by Nathaniel D February 05, 2024
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Kentucky Chapstick

When you cum into a candle and then use the resulting wax mixture as a lip balm.
Girl, your lips look cracked. You want some Kentucky Chapstick?
by edwardcopplepot January 09, 2017
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Chapsticking

To chapstick someone is to rub your pre-nut covered tip on your friend’s lip while they’re asleep.

This is usually done at a sleepover and everyone will take turns chapsticking the person who has fallen asleep first.

The goal is to not wake them up so that they wake up with crusty lips, in turn making them lick their lips in the morning.
“Hey Chris M. let’s chapstick Nate”
Or
“Yo Jacob S. you should’ve been there when we chapsticked Joseph”
Or
“I loved chapsticking Bella”
Or
“I can’t believe Chris M. Chapsticked Tonya Gogus”
by Caroline Schmidt January 11, 2025
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Chapsticking

To chapstick someone is to rub your pre-nut covered tip on your friend’s lip while they’re asleep.

This is usually done at a sleepover and everyone will take turns chapsticking the person who has fallen asleep first.

The goal is to not wake them up so that they wake up with crusty lips, which will them lip their lips.
“Hey Chris M. let’s chapstick Nate”
Or
“Yo Jacob S. you should’ve been there when we chapsticked Joseph”
Or
“I loved chapsticking Bella”
Or

“I can’t believe Chris M. Chapsticked Tonya Gogus”
by Caroline Schmidt January 08, 2025
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