Chair Fart

When the chair you are sitting on makes a noise resembling the sound of a fart, especially in leather car seats or swiveling chairs. This is very annoying 100% of the time.

"Pfffffftttttt"
Girl: "Eww what was that!?"
Guy: "Relax, just a chair fart."

by Anonish November 3, 2010

Bitch Chair

The chair at a table, usually for a meal gathering where the chairs that reside at the table are all the same and an extra chair is needed. The bitch chair is not equal to other chairs and carries the general traits of being shorter, less comfortable and uglier than all other chairs at the table. If all chairs at the table are different, the ugliest, shortest and/or most uncomfortable one is the bitch chair.

"man, we went over to Persephone's pad for a rad dinner but I got stuck with the bitch chair"

"OK, who's sitting in the bitch chair?"

by George Forward January 27, 2006

fold you like a lawn chair

To hit someone so hard he or she collapses like a lawn chair.

If you keep talking smack, I’ll fold you like a lawn chair.

by Healthcare101 April 4, 2018

chaoren

cute little sex goddesses and seductive womanizers frequently found in sonic games

Joe: Hey have you found any chaorens in your new sonic game yet?

Bob: Yeah man the game's full of them. They're so damn sexy ;D

by Cahlow is fake February 26, 2010

Chair throwing stupid

Someone who is so stupid they make you want to throw a chair or another nearby heavy object.

I was in a rage after having to work with Scott because he is chair throwing stupid.

by schwammy January 20, 2011

chair rot

The art of farting and injecting that dirty fart into an office chair, where by creating a pocket full of rot that will waft up as the next person sits on that chair.

I sniper'd her good with a dose of chair rot

by Plo9y January 12, 2015

chaeryeongisabaddie

@chaeryeongisabaddie on tiktok is one kpop fp , The word of she use all the time is Besti or Baddie , she also named all of their followers and friends Baddies and Besties, she is unproblematic so Stan Chaeryeongisabaddie (andrea)

Seriously you’re not a Baddie shame on you and Stan Chaeryeongisabaddie (Andrea)

by IYoonbum December 21, 2020