Canadian Carwash

When a moose licks the salt off a car.

I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.

by The Real Todd Shady January 13, 2024

the Carwash

When a guy has had too much to drink and he can't get his penis hard so he sloshes his junk up and down her face.

I was just going to teabag her but I got a little overzealous and gave her the Carwash.

by Matt Linville October 9, 2018

Chicago Carwash

When one dedicates in another’s opened car sunroof.

Johnny left his sunroof open and Mike gave him a Chicago Carwash

by Butternts63 June 6, 2018

Velvet carwash

When sumone with not one tooth performs oral sex

Man she gave me a velvet carwash all night long.

by Codeinekrazy13 October 8, 2022

Jersey City Carwash

Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.

Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.

After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.

by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022

Carwash

(N)

1) A place someone washes their car. Typically found with multiple slots to power spray soap and rinse. Commonly found in redlined ghetto districts.

2) a place to meet up and buy drugs in big cities. Or get supply drops. Usually has covered areas. And multiple exits to main, as well as back streets.

Call dealer on phone,"yo i need 10 stamps"

Dealer "come to the carwash, the one from yesterday"

"You wash your car everyday?"

*click*

by ForsakenMycelium March 23, 2022

Quincy Carwash

The simultaneous act in which a male is defecating while a female, seated on his lap and facing him, is urinating.

The Mrs. And I l experimented with various forms of intimacy while in Quincy, Ohio , including a moment where they sat facing each other on the toilet, engaging in simultaneous urination and defecation. Making it the Quincy Carwash

by Richard Fitztite May 27, 2025