Caillou

Something even Jesus wouldn't forgive.

I want to dropkick that abomination of a child that is called Caillou and blame it on his parents.

by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA September 8, 2022

Caillou

Caillou is great he is cool😎😎😎 don't mess with Caillou he is swaggg 😎😎😎😎

My cat is a Caillou

by My name is taken i'm Coco btw January 9, 2022

Caillou

A fictional kid every user of GoAnimate/Vyond worships.

Caillou's dad: CAILLOU, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 32048320948320948320948320934823094 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!
Caillou: Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!

by Itz KittyPinkiez August 27, 2024

Caillou

An insufferable imp of a child with a low-testosterone father and doormat mother who allow him to do anything he wants.

Most Millennials are raising Caillous.

"Hey dad, thanks for beating me as a child." -Someone who's not Caillou

by c_h_freeman October 26, 2024

Caillou cat

the best, nostalgic, i love my two baby kittens and they reming me of caillou cat, i fucking hate caillou that trash blad headass that gives rosie head and rapes his granpa but his cat is cool

caillou cat better than caillou

by qualityboi October 25, 2019

Caillou

A Spoiled 5 Brat with no hair

Person:sorry i have to take my Caillou Home

by Optimusprimerambo July 11, 2025

Caillou

A tortured child whose parents refuse him everything he asks for just to watch him cry and suffer psychologically, and to then give him a tiny bit of what he asked for just to calm him down and regain his trust without complying to his initial demand, feeling superior, and be able to repeat the cycle of abuse.

-This sub's bjs rock!

-Yeah, I know, he's a Caillou.

by comadot February 23, 2025