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Caillou

Insult used to describe an autistic manchild riddled with cancer who cannot live without their parents. One of the worst slurs you can call a person, the N Word to humanity.
“Bro, you need to move out of the house, you’re being a total Caillou right now.”
by DrewHandle April 1, 2023
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Caillou

Something even Jesus wouldn't forgive.
I want to dropkick that abomination of a child that is called Caillou and blame it on his parents.
by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA September 8, 2022
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Caillou

It’s the worst show ever it’s called Caillou
by Rainbowboiii June 2, 2023
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Caillou

A fictional kid every user of GoAnimate/Vyond worships.
Caillou's dad: CAILLOU, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 32048320948320948320948320934823094 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!
Caillou: Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!
by Itz KittyPinkiez August 27, 2024
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Caillou

A 4 year old devils spawn from Canada. When it doesn’t get its way, it throws a cancerous tantrum that can blow the eardrums of even deaf people. The brat even got its own T.V. Show to spread the cancer that he is unto innocent children and depressed single mothers. Thankfully PBS canceled the shit hole of a show saving MILLIONS of innocent lives. This may be proof that god actually exists.
Doctor: we just got the diagnosis in, you have a tumor in your brain. When did you start getting your first symptoms?
Mother: I started noticing after I showed my kid Caillou.
Doctor: makes sense.
by BodiButter September 18, 2023
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Caillou

A savage child show.

Caillou mean little rock in french

Caillou is bald

Help
'Caillou is an damn fucking idiot, he is an baldy ape'
by Bastobasto July 1, 2017
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Modern caillou

An awsome guy that doesnt throw tantrums unlike classic caillou
Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's
by RealMaxthanimator February 9, 2019
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