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Caillou

A savage child show.

Caillou mean little rock in french

Caillou is bald

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'Caillou is an damn fucking idiot, he is an baldy ape'
by Bastobasto July 1, 2017
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tanakas real name is caillou
omg it’s caillou and noya !!!
by kindlife2207 November 10, 2020
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Caillou cat

the best, nostalgic, i love my two baby kittens and they reming me of caillou cat, i fucking hate caillou that trash blad headass that gives rosie head and rapes his granpa but his cat is cool
by qualityboi October 25, 2019
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Caillou

Caillou is great he is cool😎😎😎 don't mess with Caillou he is swaggg 😎😎😎😎
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Modern caillou

An awsome guy that doesnt throw tantrums unlike classic caillou
Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's
by RealMaxthanimator February 9, 2019
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Caillou

An insufferable imp of a child with a low-testosterone father and doormat mother who allow him to do anything he wants.
Most Millennials are raising Caillous.

"Hey dad, thanks for beating me as a child." -Someone who's not Caillou
by c_h_freeman October 26, 2024
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Insult used to describe an autistic manchild riddled with cancer who cannot live without their parents. One of the worst slurs you can call a person, the N Word to humanity.
“Bro, you need to move out of the house, you’re being a total Caillou right now.”
by DrewHandle April 1, 2023
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