Caillou

Something even Jesus wouldn't forgive.

I want to dropkick that abomination of a child that is called Caillou and blame it on his parents.

by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA September 8, 2022

Caillou

A 4 year old devils spawn from Canada. When it doesn’t get its way, it throws a cancerous tantrum that can blow the eardrums of even deaf people. The brat even got its own T.V. Show to spread the cancer that he is unto innocent children and depressed single mothers. Thankfully PBS canceled the shit hole of a show saving MILLIONS of innocent lives. This may be proof that god actually exists.

Doctor: we just got the diagnosis in, you have a tumor in your brain. When did you start getting your first symptoms?
Mother: I started noticing after I showed my kid Caillou.
Doctor: makes sense.

by BodiButter September 18, 2023

Caillou

A savage child show.

Caillou mean little rock in french

Caillou is bald

Help

'Caillou is an damn fucking idiot, he is an baldy ape'

by Bastobasto July 1, 2017

caillou

tanakas real name is caillou

omg it’s caillou and noya !!!

by kindlife2207 November 10, 2020

Caillou cat

the best, nostalgic, i love my two baby kittens and they reming me of caillou cat, i fucking hate caillou that trash blad headass that gives rosie head and rapes his granpa but his cat is cool

caillou cat better than caillou

by qualityboi October 25, 2019

Caillou-Flavored

It means bald, because Caillou is bald. If you are talking to a weeaboo/japanophile, you can say Saitama-flavored, because of the famous bald anime character, saitama from One Punch Man

person1: hey before you meet my uncle, i should let you know, he;s Caillou-flavored

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom June 9, 2019

Caillou

Caillou is great he is cool😎😎😎 don't mess with Caillou he is swaggg 😎😎😎😎

My cat is a Caillou

by My name is taken i'm Coco btw January 9, 2022