Caden

A motherfuckin scaredy cat

Omg heather your such a Caden since you won’t rock climb

by Oooooooooop November 5, 2019

Caden

Caden is a guy you should stay away from. He is a real creep and will steal your food cause he cant afford his own. If you are ever near him run away.

Caden is really weird

by nuthomo October 29, 2018

Caden

Short asian

😑 <- caden

by Kirbanos October 2, 2019

Caden

This person is very sensitive, and subject to bullying. They’re not openly gay, but everyone knows it. They won’t admit it, but they often like their best friend.

“Caden is so gay”

by Blue Apron February 7, 2020

Caden

A pussy ass bitch who spends all his time playing fortnite with his piece of shit friends

“Have you seen Caden?”
“No, he’s playing fortnite”

by Caden the lil bitch November 11, 2019

Caden

Thinks Conner is a piece of shit but he gives him cereal so

"Caden is the next ricegum but not really"

"Shut up Shelly"

by Bluntcut May 3, 2018

Caden

I’m friends with a Caden and let me tell you:

HE IS A FRICKIN BITCH! But he can be nice. And creepy. And he sits at a table with me and all my friends, who happen to be girls, so he seems gay, but he’s not. He only sits there because of his cousin. But a Caden is a mystery. You never know what they might do. If you meet one, KEEP THEM AROUND. Unless you don’t like complete lunatics who threaten to show pretzels up your nose. In that case, stay away from my friend Caden. Otherwise, keep one around.

Me: Uh, what is Caden doing?
My BFF/Caden’s cousin: I don’t know. Why are you asking me? He’s probably threatening Sophie that he is gonna shove his pretzels up her nose, or worse, her ass.

Me: yeah, probably.

by Mal_Mango February 19, 2019