cabbage 

Green leafy thing that tastes nice and better than everyone else.
Cabbage is also a name which means you are very desiseve and people always want to be a cabbage because they are so nice to know.

"Look at that dude he must be a cabbage bruh"

cabbage by Mia McKenna April 23, 2018

Cabbage 

Substandard; poorly performed; awful

We played like cabbage!

Cabbage by deathrabbit69 March 3, 2018

Cabbage 

Used to describe something that is absolute shit.

Also caaaaabbbssss for emphasis.

"Luke's looking so cabbage today!"

"I have an exam tomorrow and I haven't shown up all year" "Fuck that's cabsssss!"

Cabbage by Sanremo August 25, 2018

cabbage 

a special type of cabbage that only a crecture loves his name is .... eh papa / me he hides them in his belly button!

person 1- woah look tehre eh papa and hes blaming people for stealing his cabbage

cabbage by urgrandmasaggy December 20, 2018

Cabbage 

the most disgusting thing to ever exist.

“want some cabbage?”
“No dude wtf cabbage is disgusting you sick monster”

Cabbage by wheresmyspaghett January 6, 2019

Cabbage 

To turn or the turning of a persons bag or bags inside out

Did u see leahy cabbage his bag lol

Cabbage by Pdb March 4, 2019

Cabbage 

The act of pulling your foreskin and bunching it up to look like a cabbage.

Oi mate kiss my cabbage

Cabbage by CaramelPB July 13, 2019