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The Cabbage

A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.
Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.

The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!

Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.

The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!
by Steeman April 30, 2005
mugGet the The Cabbagemug.

cabbage

person 1: omg! did i tell you what i did last night?....oh wait, nevermind.
person 2: what?! u hafta tell me now! DONT CABBAGE ME BITCH!
by K-Fed fo shizzle May 18, 2007
mugGet the cabbagemug.

cabbage

luggage cart used at a hotel
He was riding the cabbage through to hotel.
by that one girllll March 3, 2008
mugGet the cabbagemug.

Meat Cabbage

1. Man's Scrotum 2. Can also be used to describe the odor of a Man's Scrotum.
My hands are cold can I cup your Meat Cabbage to warm them up?!?
by Proy21 October 4, 2008
mugGet the Meat Cabbagemug.

cabbage grabber

About 150 cabbage grabbers ran from the barn as the police officers came to investigate a reported cockfight.
by USnative February 6, 2010
mugGet the cabbage grabbermug.

Savage cabbage

Some one extreamly good at roasting, any time you roast him/her they will top your roast with another and won't quit roasting . Don't mess with savage cabbage.
Don't mess with that savage cabbage he takes every thing personal.
by Dj767 May 12, 2016
mugGet the Savage cabbagemug.

moist cabbage

The term Moist Cabbage refers to the fetish Act of performing canalingus on a severely festered and diseased vagina of a woman who has intentionally and willingly contracted multiple STI's (usually gonorrhoea, herpes, chlamydia or all of these or more), whilst intentionally maintaining poor personal hygiene by not showering or washing the genital area for periods exceeding 6 months or more. During this time the infection(s) go untreated for so long that the stench resembles a bucket of rotten fish left out in the bin over a hot summer weekend.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.
Person 1: Has anyone tried Rosie O'Donnell's Moist Cabbage.

Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.
by Troutman44 December 26, 2016
mugGet the moist cabbagemug.

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