wet crisp

Someone who is being a ‘wet crisp’ has no substance, they are pathetic and lame, lifeless and without form. They may also ruin other people’s fun, much like a wet blanket

Guy 1: hey you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: nah I’m not feeling up to it, I’m gonna stay in and play games
Guy 2: dude, stop being a wet crisp

by manbalock June 19, 2018

cindy crisp

A total bitch
Hoe bag slut that get one to children for the simplest things
Has the body figure of a candy corn and all she does is eat

Kid 1: I just got a detention

Kid 2 : For what
Kid 1: I was walking too close to the wall when no one was even in the hallway.

Kid 2: that’s Cindy crisp for you

by Nora B November 13, 2019

crisp woman

crisp woman

bruh crisp woman dying

by anonymous February 5, 2021

Tender Crisped

To be high. Typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Dooooooood im sooo tender crisped

by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

Crisp Dub

A crisp dub is a crisp 20 dollar bill you just received from the bank this term was coined by xaviersobased in 2021 on his song "crisp dubs"

me "Crisp Dubs every day dubs"

other person "hell yeah crisp dubs"

another person :"Showin dubs everyday loke, everyday showin dubs, crisp dubs everyday"

some other person "And you know that I be flexin up the dubs"

by 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 July 7, 2023

Toffee Crisp

An affectionate term referring to a woman with a large crisp behind

Wow, look at that Toffee Crisp

by Salt Potato squad December 30, 2020

Crisp Mas

The 3rd part of Kwanzaa when black people eat extremely crispy fried chicken. The word originates from the english word crisp and the Spanish word mas which means more

Black guy - Man I am so disappointed Kwanzaa is over!!!

Me - Dont worry stupid old coon I've added a 3rd part to your imaginary holiday Crisp Mas !!!

Black guy - Yay!!! this holiday is just as valid as the rest of Kwanzaa

by harrykid December 26, 2012