croc'd

to be passed in a running race by someone running in a pair of Crocs

I was at mile 83 of Javelina Jundred 100 mile Endurance Run and was croc'd.

by k6run July 5, 2010

chris crocker

a flamingly gay teenage boy who honestly thinks he's a woman and who came into the public's eyes, unfortunately, via his infamous and unintentionally hilarious "leave britney alone!" youtube video in which he throws the most homosexual temper tantrum i've ever seen about people giving britney spears her well-deserved criticism. the awesome irony of this is that the kid doesn't even realize britney spears more than likely doesn't give a flying fuck about him and possibly even views him as a potential psychotic murder-suicide attempt. although the death of either would bring tears of happiness to millions worldwide.

chris crocker filmed himself making out with his brother in one of his videos and said "who cares about 9/11?" in another.

chris crocker is now famous for the same reasons people stop to stare at a car accident.

chris crocker is an embarrassment to britney spears fans (all 3 of them), to america, and to humanity in general.

PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT ON HIS VIDEOS OR WATCH HIS UPCOMING SHOW.

by silly hats only October 5, 2007

crock potting

The act of leaving your dick in a chicks ass after you come to let it just cook inside her.

Damn! That chick let you crock pot her. What a slut.
or
Girl: Get your dick out of my ass!!
Guy: Hell no bitch! I'm crock potting.

by Big$exy June 23, 2007

Crocker

Typically, a grandmother figure from the southern United States, with a 'southern twang' accent. Crockers usually smoke cigarettes, but aren't proud of it, and also love their grandchildren but are extremely disciplinary and attempt to make lectures on waiting for sex until marriage, and to love God. Crockers favorite resturants can be something to the extent of an all-you-can-eat cafeteria, or for fancy nights, the Cracker Barrel. Their favorite gas station is Hess. Most crockers watch soap operas, Walker Texas Ranger, or Touched By an Angel.

Watch out for that crocker, she can be a real bitch.

by spoonboy September 4, 2005

Croc'o shit

When someone tells you a bold-faced lie

When your girl comes up and says she's gonna be your baby mama, and you're like hello no bitch that's a croc'o shit.

by ALicia May April 16, 2008

chris crocker

Chris Crocker is a youtube celebrifag...literally. He is a drag queen and claims to be the queen of ghetto. He became famous after his video on youtube called "Leave Britney Alone!" was released, where he defends Britney Spears from everyone's disgust towards her performance at the MTV VMA's 2007. He begins to cry during the taping of the video and claims to be authentic, though very questionable. He has appeared on the talk show, Jimmy Kimmel Live where he furthers his arguement. He has become a youtube hit, spawning many parodies of the video.

Chris Crocker: "ALL YOU PEOPLE WANT IS MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR!!!"

Person: "what the hell are you?"

by Maz Vaz September 30, 2007

Coprocrastination

A team effort in which two or more individuals procrastinate together. This is used so each individual doesn't feel bad about not doing their work. This mutually beneficial program is a great time to do nothing as a pair or group.

Coprocrastination begins with the introduction of a "procrastalyst," which is a person/event/random thing that acts as the initial distractor and is used as a reason to not do work.

B-girl: Hey, how far are you on Dr. Cobb's essay?

D-rock: I'm watching "The Office." That's how far I am.

B-girl: Good. Wanna talk on the phone while simultaneously facebooking? I really don't feel like starting this paper.

D-rock: I'm always down for some coprocrastination!

by Avery Fredericks November 11, 2009