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Cunting my Spastic

The phrase "Cunting my Spastic" is to be used very selectively. It's not to be bandied around like the promises of governments and banks as the C word and the S word are particularly offensive in most places the English language is spoken.

The phrase itself, despite its obvious offensive qualities, makes no sense and that's what really sets it apart from all other frustrated comments you might make about a person or persons.

Your boss would possibly curl up and die the billion deaths you want him to if you used it in front of a client. Your mother would give you a "seismic cunting" if you uttered it at grandmas funeral.

so with this warning you must only utter this phrase when there's simply nothing else to say. When you're so desperately seething with impotent rage that you may shit your lungs out. For moments when your entire focus and purpose in life is to watch another person or persons suffer from the most horrific verbal abuse, so vehemently violent should your expulsion of these words be that the release of such profanity will make a thousand relgious people curse your name for all eternity.

Use it wisely, it is dangerous.
defending the recent abortion of a financial situatiuon a Labour party politician had the cheek to say "it wasn't our fault" whilst I knawed his mandible. "shut up, you're cunting my spastic" I replied when my mouth was mildly less full.

This is an excerpt from "Dreams of the Angry" written by Captain No Cash because you spunked it up the wall like a bunch of Union Twats. This name is a pseudonym.
by Aaaaaaaaaaaargh January 14, 2011
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couning

Couning - it's similar to counting but the outcome is not the same as counting. For example, counting to 10 would yield, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.

Couning to 10 would look like 1,2,12
Person 1: Hey, what's up with these reports? These numbers don't add up.
Person 2: Clearly the designers were COUNING again.
by abe-k December 16, 2019
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cunting cunt

One whom is not merely a cunt, but a cunting cunt.
Why is it that all chavs are cunting cunts?
by Mr x March 21, 2004
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Treasure Cunting

The act of shoving potato wedges into a vagina, and subsequently attempting to fish them out - by any means necessary.
"My girlfriend is into treasure cunting. We did it the other night. Most of the potato wedges are still up there!"
by DoormatAndDoormat February 27, 2017
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what the cunting fuck

Take 'what the fuck' and double it, and then add a little bit more
You: Mate, "what the cunting fuck"!!!!????

Mate: what does it look like, I'm fucking yer mum!
by Your Mum Likes Bush Onion April 25, 2011
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Passive Aggressive Courting

The indirect expression of affection characterized by self-deprecating comments, pointed sub-tweeting and circuitous social maneuvering. A passive aggressive courter will never directly communicate his/her affections.
"Jamie said I was intelligent, gorgeous, soft-spoken, and way out of their league. Talk about passive aggressive courting."
by LCPtheatre November 15, 2014
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cunting in the bastard

A thorough and vicious beating directed at the face or head of a deserving recipient
If I saw that snivelling welsh judas Bellamy in the street, I'd give him a right good cunting in the bastard.
by WHUNoah January 23, 2009
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