Cootie berries

Toilet paper wads left from females wiping their vagina after peeing.

Baby girl had them cootie berries!!

by Ronald656 March 28, 2022

video cooties

When somebody sends you a youtube video that you can't stand and related videos continue to show up in your feed.

Davey sent me some stupid Redneck Tennessee rap video and now all I see is the jawja boys and now I got his video cooties.

by MacD February 05, 2014

Cootie Humping

V. The act of two females grinding/bumping their vaginas together

My vagina is raw from all that cootie humping last night

by eatitup July 19, 2011

cootie blaster

slang name for a penis.

His rubbed his cootie blaster after seeing a smokin' hotty.

by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009

Cootie Corn

Left over corn on the cob? No problem. Insert it into your partner's vagina and you have yourself some cootie corn.

Chris: Should we throw out the left over corn?
Stacy: I have a better idea...
Chris: Cootie Corn? :)

by mrserat March 23, 2008

Al Cootie

A terrible disease contracted by Allie Howland. Symptoms include: slight nausea, extreme cravings for mac+cheese, urges to purchase every new bath product at CVS, urges to give the middle finger to just about everyone, and reckless driving. To cure this terrible disease please contact 1800-NoMoreAl.

Peter: "omg! I just got Al Cootie from sharing trail mix with Allie Howland"
Jan: "You should have known better"
Peter: "I better call 1800-NoMoreAl right away!"

by Lynn-meister October 12, 2012

cootie bone

a cootie bone is a gay man that wish he had a cootie but he has a bone. (dick)

look at that cootie bone wearing a dress.

by lisat August 21, 2007