The clarinet is the best instrument in the band, and the one with the most parts to put together. The clarinets are usually always the band director's favorite section because they actually LEARN their part and don't talk while the director's talking (unlike the trumpets), and listen to the director, unlike the percussionists.
Band Director: Thank you clarinets for actually learning your parts to the music and practicing, UNLIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. (saying "UNLIKE EVERBODY ELSE" louder so everybody else can hear him.)
Clarinets: *Sitting there, feeling super proud*
The rest of the band: *Feeling guilty for not practicing and learning the music*
Clarinets: *Sitting there, feeling super proud*
The rest of the band: *Feeling guilty for not practicing and learning the music*
by Dance_Softball_Gurl December 27, 2021
Get the Clarinetmug. When a female gets a mouthful of liquid and spits it down a mans urethra . This is a dangerous maneuver best performed by professionals
by Destructaclese April 10, 2016
Get the waterlogged clarinetmug. An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.
Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
by HM Barber February 22, 2019
Get the blown out clarinetmug. by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
Get the Pork clarinetmug. A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.
Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.
by Smelly Randolph March 17, 2016
Get the ghetto clarinetmug. by krillabis April 4, 2025
Get the Clarinetmug. A colloquialism for a glass bong. This term is used when the substance being smoked in cannabis, as opposed to other agents. The term is thought to have originated in southeastern Connecticut
I was driving down the highway with my best bro and thought I smelled marijuana coming from the car in front of me. I pull up next to the guy and he's playing the glass clarinet!
by Huffle-Puff-Daddy September 11, 2016
Get the glass clarinetmug.