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Smothered Chili Dog

After doggy style when a man ejaculates in a woman and pulls out and places his penis under her clit as the ejaculate drops from the vagina onto the penis, and the penis is rubbed against the clit aka the bean.
We experienced quite a messy smothered chili dog last night, I don’t know if most of the fluid was mine or hers!
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salt malt and a chili dog

When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.
That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.

The Texas Chili Dog

When a man is performing anal sex on his male or female partner, and he thrusts so forcefully that he causes the partner to defecate. He then removes his soiled member and forces it down his partner's throat.

kentucky chili dog 

When a man is in transition from vagina to anal insertion he spits his dip spit on his penis then proceeds to go ass to mouth for the finish
I totally pulled the kentucky chili dog on this chick last

Alaskan Chili Dog 

Unlike the Texas Chili Dog, the Alaskan Chili Dog is the act of shitting in a container of some kind after taking a multitude of laxatives, freezing the shit over night, and placing the frozen block of shit on top of a white girl's face as she lies down in the sun, thus making the block of shit melt slowly all over her face, and eventually crusting into her skin, giving her the Jim Crow effect.

Will not work on black people or mexicans.
John contemplated doing the Alaskan Chili Dog on Jane because he was secretly into black people.
Alaskan Chili Dog by siberianchill February 3, 2013

chili dog 

Taking a massive ass watery diarreha corn shit on someone's tits then fuckin it with your weiner until its covered in shit.
Jim Fox loved Chili Dogging bitches all day long and then followed it up with a hot lunch.
chili dog by FoxsChiliDogs July 16, 2008

Alaskan Chili Dog 

1) Empty your bowels.
2) DO NOT FLUSH THE SHIT! Put it in a baggie
3) Put the shit (bag and all) in the freezer until desirably frozen
4) Once frozen, use said shit as a sex toy, specifically a dildo
Why purchase a dildo when you can perform the Alaskan Chili Dog? Its easy, free, and you just can't beat the pleasure!