Chapstick

Adjective. Fake, counterfeit, fraudulent, imitation, phoney, knock-off, imposter, inauthentic, not genuine
He’s such a poser. Everything about him is chapstick.
by shan onyx May 01, 2024
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chapstick method

Rubbing chapstick on the lips of your pussy for the benefit of your boyfriend
Dude! Audrey tried the chapstick method last night she tasted like Coconuts and vinegar! Way better.
by Biggerbrainbrian December 11, 2021
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Dirty Chapstick

When you put chapstick on your dick so you can put chapstick on a girls lips.
by daddy69696996 May 14, 2022
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Melting chapstick

Jeremy says he has a girlfriend, but I heard someone caught him melting chapstick with Brock in the gym last night
by bastardcryptid February 24, 2020
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chapstick eater

A cool person from the chezitoo's cavern server. And also likes Yakuza
Person 1: zip zip zip zip blah blah blah
Chapstick eater: real :pusi:
by Chezitoes December 12, 2024
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Poodle Snatch Chapstick

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.
John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"
by Kleinsauced Her February 28, 2007
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chapstick maxing

Using chapstick on your penis to help with the fluidity of jelqing
I was chapstick maxing when I rubbed my penis with chapstick
by Nathaniel D February 05, 2024
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