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Millie Bobby Brown 

A wonderful kid who doesn't deserve all this hate.
She plays eleven on stranger things

honestly she's just a kid! What do people expect?
Shes not uneducated or annoying
She's a cool 15-year-old girl
Millie Bobby Brown makes a great eleven!
Millie Bobby Brown by coldsoup July 25, 2019

Brown Shaheen 

When one scoots their ass across the floor like a dog, then makes a loved one clean it up (usually for sexual gratification).
Scott Brown is about to pull a “Brown Shaheen” on New Hampshire.
Brown Shaheen by Atavistic Ape October 29, 2014

Brown Speaker 

To shit aggressively in a speaker, then cum on the sloppy shit then start blasting music so the shit splatters everywhere.
I did the nastiest Brown Speaker last night with my uncle
Brown Speaker by Gavingaming February 21, 2023

What Can Brown Do For You? 

1) an ill-fated ad campaign for UPS.

2) it can come out of your ass to make you feel less full.
My stomach was gurgling and I felt so bloated. So I asked myself “what can brown do for you?” and proceeded to the nearest toilet to take a huge shit.

Brown Casper 

This is slang for a fart-- especially a fart that is somewhat spooky.
"Is that a brown casper floating around? What a spooky and smelly situation!" or
"I wish I did not unleash that rancid brown casper when I was at that dinner party."

free James Brown 

The act of defecation.

Other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.
person 1: I really need to get in the bathroom.

person 2: Just go whiz behind the house, nobody'll see you.

person 1: But I gotta free James Brown!

person 2: wanna borrow my mom's Holy Bible to wipe with? The pages are surprisingly soft.

person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come YOU get to be person 2? I'm the one dropping the deuce!

person 2: Look bro, I'm just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of illustration. Go ask hecktor dangus.