bromance

used to describe a new coworker (male) that you boss(male) keeps bragging on

Jealous Employee #1:
"Man the new guy can do no wrong"
Jealous Employee #2: "Yeah, It's the bosses latest bromance"

by Don't fear the darkness December 16, 2008

Brolance

Slang for a man's penis, but in a platonic bro-love sort of slang.

Also: A mage from tichondrius.

Bro, Was checking out your brolance in the shower, epic.
Highfives!

by Adustum December 8, 2010

Bromance

Two bros who are past normal friendship, but no homo bro

Jimmy and Josh's bromance is so cute!! They're almost like a real life couple

by Edogcrazy November 29, 2017

Bromance

What happens on a man's camping trip, stays at the camp site.

I.E., Two men sharing a sleeping bag when it’s too cold.

“Did you hear about Juan and DQ’s bromance last night”
“Yeah but why was DQ only wearing boxers?”

by P.D.P. March 22, 2010

My Chemical Bromance

Used to refer to a friend you can't stand or don't like when you're sober, but when you're drunk/stoned you have a great time with this person.

Joe's a douche, but he's my chemical bromance

by poop_deck September 16, 2010

Bromance

when two bicurious men are sexually and/or romantically attracted to each other but, since they're living in a biphobic society where experimenting is frowned at, they insist that what they're feeling is just brotherly love to avoid being labeled "gay". Instead, they're automatically labeled "straight" because touching and kissing other men makes them seem soooo "secure in their own sexuality".

"Some guy: Adam's my best friend, I just wanna touch him and kiss him and be near him all the time. I suppose we've got a bit of a bromance going on."

by Closet xplosion November 12, 2012

bromance

Any relationship between creatures of the same sex, up to the point that balls do not touch. After this things turn gay.

Bromancer 1: Love is love...
Bromancer 2: Bromance is FOREVER!

I enjoy a nice paddle up the river when it floods, such bromancing opportunities are priceless.

Benny(gay):Hey Marley, lets go have a nice DM in those bushes over there?
Marley(bromancer): *gets the hell outta there* maybe another time Benny...

Lancey(bromancer): Hey Tez, your ass is looking so sexy today.
Tez(bromancer): Thanks Lance, don't get too close now ya hear? Lets keep things low-grade bromantic pls. You know I'm not into none of that Yaranaika business!

by fire one April 4, 2008