Brett

(noun.) A white male, also known as a cracker, known for having an unusually small penis. The 'Brett' is often seen buying, selling or tinkering with junked and otherwise useless VW's.

Person 1: That guy is a real Brett.
Person 2: Who, that Tool over there?

Brett by MoliMattnski December 15, 2010

Brett

a selfish bastard who sucks alot of big black cock just like his sister the devil. and one of the most sloppy people you ever meet.

clean your room. domt pull a "brett"

Brett by [R.A.V.E] October 16, 2008

brett

chill most of the time but can get a little bossy

dude, bretts cool but he con be kind of a wang

brett by nicksabeast December 17, 2014

Brett

A very annoying boy who is very rude. He is also very loud and talkative. This boy is dirty minded as well as short. His friends only like him because he is funny. Also, he likes a girl, but is scared to admit it. This girl is someone that make fun of people with him. Brett is always made fun of for liking this girl, but he denies it. This girls name might end with an E.

Brett, you are so bad

Brett by Lizzytizzy October 17, 2016

Brett

A boy who does not invite his lovely lady to his end of the year party.

That kid is such a Brett: He did not invite me to his party!

Brett by Jenny(BFG) March 30, 2008

Brett

A penis that is so hairy that one cannot see the skin of the shaft.

People with bretts should shave.

Brett by The One They Call... Phil July 19, 2011

Brett

A guy who is overly obsessed with his bicycle. Creates awful, unreasonable architecture projects and looks like a ginger, shaved hedgehog and/or Mr. Incredible. "Fancies" girls.

Aw man, I did this project last year and now he's doing it. He totally bretted me.

Brett by selucina April 18, 2010