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Brandon

A hideous greasy-haired drugged out looking chav lanky prick who looks like he hasn't
showered in years as well as a professional gaslighter and manipulator. He has a false
sense of entitlement which deludes him into thinking he can treat as if there below
him
when it's actually the other way round and it's HIM who's below most people.
He refuses to apologise for his appalling behaviour and abuse but probably won't like
it if the shoe was on the other foot and he was on the receiving end of someone's
bullcrap.
He is sick disgusting freak and total psychopath who beats and picks on poor
defenceless animals, Brandon is someone who hasn't gotten a taste of his own
medicine yet and clearly hasn't been disciplined when he was a kid that's why he's
turned into such an insufferable spoiled brat as an adult. However what goes comes
around and he will pay for being an animal abusing piece of shit.
If you come across a Brandon run
Why are you being such a Brandon today
Why are you being such a Brandon today

(Used as synonym for physcopath)
by Karmen95 March 20, 2023
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Brandon

A little creepy greasy goblin boy who follows girls but is to scared approach them and ends up hanging out with a greasy Mexican
Obama: I want to talk to this girl but I’m too scared
Yoda: dude don’t be a Brandon
by Banana man64 February 14, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is a complete dick and is popular but very annoying and good at sports but is dick
Brandon is such a dick
by Human man1263 February 1, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is an awesome friend, he might seem really tough but he's actually one of the kindest people you'll get to know. He is very friendly, intelligent, curious about the world. Highly skilled at playing league of legends. Can be quite emotional when it comes to video games, loves talking about them. Not very patient. Loves obsessing about things.
Yo Brandon what up
by huala April 11, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is a positive person and can be helpful. He is always there to back you up even and tough times. He is smart but never shows it. Some Brandon’s can be major tweakers, and will often twitch uncontrollably. But he is a nice person but at times can be a major asshole and won’t stop being one but is still a nice person in general
Person: oh you know that Brandon kid.

Me: yea I heard he was really nice
by User17338382 November 13, 2018
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Brandon

An annoying ass brother to have but one that would take a bullet for you.
Man my brother brandon is a real dick... but he sure does care for me
by 34ddsucker April 10, 2022
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Brandon

A young african american young man , that sucks at everything he plays , yet he is a very sexc and cute lightskin , that could get sucked up like craZy .
Omg i love brandon , he’s so hot , but he sucks at everything . I’ll still succ him up tho .
by Perc30! May 18, 2022
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