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Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
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smoking bourbon

when your extremely gonzo high and you boil bourbon and catch it in a walmart sacc and huff the damn thing
"aye bro lets smoke this bourbon"

"shiiiiiiiit bet"
"bro we smoking bourbon right now holy shiiiiit"
by ylucii August 8, 2018
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Have you ever tried the bourbon?

A phrase that is said by Buffalo Wild Wings employees when you ask for the "Bourbon Honey Mustard" sauce on your wings, afterwards declaring it to be the worst sauce.
You: "Can I get large traditional with Bourbon Honey Mustard?"
Waiter: "Have you ever tried the Bourbon?"
by Ripyou Anewone June 8, 2018
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Bourbonated

I would have gone to work today, but I was bourbonated by noon.
by GooseGrim May 14, 2024
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Bourbon wall

This is the line of skin which attaches ones ball bag to ones ass-hole
Man 1: Man, my bourbon wall is really burning due to my inappropriate pants

Man 2: Cool story bro, you need to Rick Roll that shit
by superhelper September 9, 2014
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Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.
" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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bourbon highschool

school full of druggies, ugly people, idiots, skanks, country boys.
by acb69 November 11, 2019
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