both ends of the bread

idiom-
1. to be screwed over
2. to be dumped while the dumper is taking a dump
3. metaphorical double penetration in the same hole
4. when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When life gives you both ends of the bread you do not make a sandwhich

1. " i am jewish so we don't celebrate Christmas"
" wow you got "both of the ends of the bread" on that one
2" my mom and dad both burned in a house fire and on top of that they never paid me for washing the car"
"wow that's both ends of the bread for ya"

by Tom & Scott May 12, 2009

The Bohde

The Bohde is when some girl does a handstand in a pool and spreads her legs open. Then a man or woman jumps off a diving board and his head lands right up in that sh!t. Ka-boui!

I just told u the example...what more do u need to know.

by Frank Lasley May 13, 2005

Hot and Bothered

sexually aroused; lustful.

"O Katie I am so hot and bothered after Kyle and Alex stripped for us"

by AGHotandBothered January 26, 2009

dog botherer

(1) Someone who partakes of bestiality
(2) An imflamitory libel, most likey causing the libeler to get a smack from the libelee
(2) The name given to men who make a habit of pulling the really ugly girls at 1.50am as the nightclub is winding up

(1) "Yes, M'Lord, when I arrested him, he was dog bothering."

(2) "Fuck off you dog botherer *ouch*"

(3) "It's getting late, the bar is about to shut and I cant find Bob!"
"Oh dont worry about him, he's a dog botherer. He will have pulled some fat bird!"

by BrettS June 25, 2005

BOTDF

The musical equivilant of ripping ass.

BOTDF sucks, molests fans, steals lyrics, and stole their band name.

by SecretGolfish February 24, 2012

Boshdy

Boshdy, means the equivalent of cushty which means good. It's a new slang word for cool or good.

This tv program is well boshdy mate.

by Andy Stone October 24, 2007

best of both

A guy who is white on appearance but has qualities of a brown guy

Yo Bal, Dean's a being best of both recently.

by harvi April 15, 2007