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drunk bed

a method of preparing your bed so that it is comfortable and easily accessible after a night of drinking. Usually includes clearing all the shit off it, folding back the covers and laying out your pjs
Girl at club: So pumped to go to sleep tonight. I have the perfect drunk bed to go home to.
by lamicmic January 8, 2010
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bed time

A period ranging from 0:00:00 to 23:59:59 depending on age, gender, marital status, amound of homework, inebriation, and many other factors. Often simply defined as the tome one goes to bed, although there is some dispute as to whether this meant getting into bed or actaully turning out the lights, closing the eyes and attempting to sleep.
by blii February 20, 2003
mugGet the bed timemug.

Bed-Stuy

A 'hood in the BK. That is, a neighborhood in Brooklyn, New York.

Short for Bedford-Stuyvesant. Only reporters call it that, especially when reporting news on gentrification or terrible murders.

Biggie Smalls, the Notorious B.I.G. was from Bed-Stuy.

It's pretty rough up there so it used to have the slogan:

BED-STUY DO-OR-DIE
A: Where do you live?
B: Bed-Stuy.
A: Oh. (slight terror)
by alice court May 27, 2009
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musical beds

The practice of casual sex with mutiple partners.
That dude played musical beds and did three girls in one night.
by megriley September 5, 2006
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tulip bed

"Lay low at the bottom of a tulip bed, they know Ruby gone out on a useless thread"
by Lil_Tougue February 6, 2018
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Going to bed

What someone says they will do when they are about to jerkofff. They probably don't sleep for another hour
I'm going to bed. Let's see how far I can shoot my cum
by Teenager16 April 12, 2021
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monster bed

A large amount of people sleeping in one bed.
Oh My Dad, when we were rollin' monster bed last nite, I was straight up pig sweating.
by K49 December 14, 2009
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