brisket basket

Brisket Basket is a person's downstairs area aka the jewel box aka the treasure box

He will never get into my brisket basket.

by LittleTwinkle34 July 23, 2016

Hanging Basket

The act of wrapping toilet paper repeatedly round the bog seat enabling you to create a mini suspension area where you can proudly display your crap for all to see.

"I'd use the other trap if I was you, I've left a hanging basket in there"

by T Boor June 30, 2008

Lotion Basket

Male Masturbation Technique.

The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).

See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.

"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."

by Sheltered and Homeschooled July 31, 2017

crash basket

Surprising, forceful delivery of an item into an unexpected oraface, resulting in pain or euphoria. Results depending on giver or receiver. Dilly Dilly!

When Terrance did that backflip off the bed, his foot went right in my crash basket!

by Felicia and Rogue Boner June 6, 2018

Wiener Basket

The skin that holds the testicles.

It's so hot out, my Wiener Basket is sticking to my right leg.

by BTshooter February 7, 2012

Scat basket

Generally used to describe a dog that eats it's own poo.

Can also be used to describe a human that includes pooing and peeing into their sex life.

Can you believe sparky ate his own poop? What a scat basket

Greg took a shit on Jen's chest. Can you believe she wanted it? What a couple of scat baskets.

by poserXposer January 18, 2019

legs in a basket

sitting with your legs crossed.

sit down with your legs in a basket

by finnsbonch June 24, 2017