dirty barnett

When a old timer gets a blowjob from his apprentice while pulling his hair through his belt loops

I gave taylor a dirty barnett. Hes not going to lunch, hes full.

by Sssaasdd June 27, 2022

got a Barnsley

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.

James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..

Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley

by WordWeasal May 25, 2011

West Barnstable

One of the seven villages in the town of Barnstable, located in the heart of Cape Cod, West Barnstable is the largest village by land but one of the smallest by population. There are virtually no bad areas of this town. Most of the village is composed of salt mash and beach so the people are spread out over a wide area. Although there are no bad areas in West Barnstable, the village is home to Sandy Neck, the largest beach and the most popular bonfire beach out of all mid-cape areas and parties there may never go to plan...

Guy 1: wanna head over to Sandy Neck in West Barnstable for that bonfire tonight.

Guy 2: sure man, I'll go invite 20 other people I know!

by Bobby5767 February 19, 2013

Barnetticles

A small, pale child

The girl eating the cheez-it's is very white and needs sun she's such a Barnetticles.

by sarahismyBFF (: February 27, 2010

Baristud

1) The slightly more masculine version of a barista, who measures self-worth by their ability to pour latte art. Runs on pure coffee, it is very dangerous to remove a Baristud from his caffeine. This term came into popularity after the scandal with Taylor the Latte Boy.

2) A person characterized by strong impulses to roast coffee beans and talk about their deep feelings with strangers.

Tooti: My favorite barista wasn't there today!
Fruiti: Did you talk to the new one?
Tooti: he's totally a baristud. He asked me how the foam heart on my coffee made me feel

by dancingjellydoughnuts January 14, 2011

barstool bro

A guy who adores the barstool culture way too much. In the winter, he will be seen typically with grey sweats and timbs. All year round, you bet he has a red sox hat with a huge "B". He is definitely a piece of shit but in Massachusetts its seen as cool and most college girls love it. They are probably always liking the barstool & totalfratmove instagram/twitter posts and tagging their friends in them too. They come out of the womb with a jersey of some team for the daydrink and they treat it like it's a national holiday and chanting is encouraged. Tom Brady is their world and don't you dare disrespect him. (El pres is cool tho, not his fault but just the culture)

Brad: "Saturday's ARE FOR THE BOYS! USA! USA! USA!"
Every normal person (that's not weird or a piece of shit): "What a barstool bro"

by kguz April 20, 2017

Baristapotomus

When you go to a coffee shop expecting to see a cute barista ready to make you some coffee, but instead you find a dried up sea hag pushing three on the hoof where the single origin must have been imported somewhere around her.

Ghon went to his local coffee shop expecting there to be a cute blonde spinner to make his morning coffee, but when he got there he was pleased to see the baristapotomus bloated ready for his order. Ghon though about asking for a walrus belch to go along with his Latte.

by SkulletBuster October 19, 2017