I am an acquisitions officer for an artillery unit in the Russian Army. Since mafia hooligans stole all of our equipment to sell to Kyrgyzstani rebels, we have been looking for a low-cost alternative to the T-80 Main Battle Tank. After successful trials at a facility in Moscow, this so-called "Badonkadonk" was approved for use in the Chechen theatre. Initial reports were favorable, but then somebody noticed that the tank lacked a cannon, treads, and armor, and possessed the engine of an electric bicycle. It did, however, have an excellent audio system, but this failed to compensate for its disappointing 100% mortality rate. Recommended only for use against Lithuanians.

badonkadonk by Kick@$$er July 19, 2016

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Oooh! That's junk in the trunk. What you put your mug on...saddle up and ride. That's big...ass.

I'll tell you Washington Heights, they'll tell the cops, "Girl you got a Badonkadonk".

Badonkadonk by Chappelle's Show February 9, 2018

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