vagina butler

a male that tries to hard to impress and be a complete tool in hope to impress a female. this usually involves being a doormat and doing what ever the female wants.

marshall is such a vagina butler.

by samuel ainsworth May 05, 2008

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shmaryahu butler

A person that resembles a snapping/awkward/sometimes sexy turtle that’s not actually suicidal but only acts like it

Wow, that Shmaryahu Butler is pretty sexy for a turtle.

by Imnotgayonlysometimes February 08, 2018

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Peruvian Butler

The act of Defecating/ releasing bodily waste horizontally on the chest or throat of your sexual partner immediatly following the act of sexual intercourse to give the perception of a bowtie.

My girlfriend stacy gave me a stinky Peruvian butler the other morning.

by DeathProfit July 19, 2021

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Taisho The Butler

Taisho The Butler is when your wife almost suffocates you by sitting on your face with her big ass.

James: I almost had a Taisho The Butler last night.
Jack: Yo how did it feel?

by Physresoul October 20, 2020

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Butler up

To ruin a conversation or point by giving your pointless, and worthless 2 cents.

You "Hey ladies, how are you doing this evening? Can I buy you all a drink?"

Your friend who kills your chances at getting any "Hey babes... do you listen to metal?"

You "Way to Butler up this conversation and screw me out of poontang."

by TheCole82 May 05, 2011

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