Bureauslavia

Nick name for ones super bureaucratic local or national / federal government.

I just spend two hours at the DMV for nothing. They told me to get back with proper documents. Hail Bureauslavia!

by Math_Demon July 25, 2015

bureieta

A very nice person. They are sweet and kind, they are always willing to give another person a chance and make them feel awesome. Bureietas have lots of friends and will generally be surrounded by people.

"Wow Bureieta was so nice today ."
"Well duh, it's Bureieta!"

by RubixCube2058 September 18, 2016

bureaucraps

Elected and appointed administrators too busy looking busy

DC is full of bureaucraps!

by Fyjimojo November 7, 2016

Bureaucratic Promise

Quoting someone a large time range for something to occur, even though it will probably happen much sooner.

I always have to tell my customers that they'll get an e-mail within 24-48 hours, even though they get it immediately.

Ah, a good ol' bureaucratic promise. You just know that one person didn't get that e-mail within 30 seconds and they were pissed; so now, you have to tell everyone they'll get it within 24-48 hours.

by JerMead July 24, 2018

bureian

A very good looking girl (Alicia yilmaz)

Alicia is a bureian

by Made by Alicia the bureian xx April 8, 2021

Bureaucratic euthanasia

To be euthanized, or commit euthanasia via the use of bureaucratic mechanisms. Stalling lifesaving measures to the point of death using bureaucracy.

My mother’s healthcare system killed her using bureaucratic euthanasia by having her get shuffled around so many different specialists and tests that she eventually drop dead before getting any real treatment.

by Johnplarany July 25, 2022

Van Buren

Van Buren is a small little very famous town from a john Wayne movie aaaaand that's about it. Aside from its stardom in the 60s nothing has ever come out of van buren worth ever mentioning. Van buren is a small racist backwards compatible thinking town of yesteryear with no progressive nature insight (doesnt even have the car insurance). Van buren it the uttermost waste of time,space, and overall well being I've ever seen in arkansas. The police in van buren like to think that they are a huge city (i.e. Chicago, st Louis) but in all reality theres 1 major road through the town which harbours many of the towns accidents from thos who chose to turn left. If you search for ft smith you'll see how shitty that place is bit it will also say "at least we're not van buren". If you love to just piss away 90% of your life and money and have nothing to show for it then van buren is the right place for you and if you like to drink it's perfect for you bc in a town of 20,000 theres not a single gas station, dollar general nor a Walmart that can quench your thirst. All in all van buren arkansas is a watered down more inbred hillbilly version of the days of our lives.

Karen:"Hey let's go to van buren arkansas to see its historic sites"
Anyone else: " well karen hope this was worth it google even said it was a shithole"
"Hey van buren looks like a lovely"
People in van buren: "yeah so does a shotgun barrel as well"
"Why the hell does stuff cost so much in this town"
Van Buren:"as you can tell this is a high class society with the upmost police force in 3 counties"
Citizens of van buren "I just saw a minivan with the top cut off and a piece of plywood behind the driver so they could make the minivan a truck"

by Jmts90 October 23, 2019