brake tappy

the nube mf driving in front of you that won’t stop tapping on his damn brakes!

this dumbass in the car in front of me is going to make me do a drive by on his non driving, brake tappy ass!!#

by DLANIGER SIRROM January 19, 2019

J-brake

A sexual act similar to performing a raspberry on a belly button; but you do it on the brown eye or anus of your partner, then breath in with closed lips immitating the sound of a turbo similar to how a 18 wheeler or diesel vehicle performs.

I J-braked Amy last night and the turbo sucked so much air into her canyon she yelped

by Redneck97756 November 21, 2020

windshield brakes

Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.

Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.

by gothfan20 September 12, 2012

Post brake

An unauthorised brake taken after scheduled brake time has ended.

That sandwich at lunch got me so full I had to go on post brake to recover.

by beaner master98 September 8, 2016

safety brake

An act in which you or a group of people take a brake from their daily routine and smoke some marijuana.

"Hey, Charlie! Let's go take a safety brake."

by Sarah Mendelson May 14, 2008

Muzzle Brake

The retrograde pee stream that results from removing a "Prince Albert" implant.

Watch out for the muzzle brake if you take your Prince Albert out.

by MasculineToiletGuy March 13, 2021

brake the bed

when u have sex with somone and u push real hard

harmony "so do u like kate"
derry "as in friend or like brake the bed"

by HAMMY AND DEZZAAAAAAAAAAAA May 30, 2017