After consuming every single french fry in a McDonald's meal, a customer will usually check the empty bag that carried their food for an extra french fry that might have fallen out when taking out their meal. Only few are so lucky.
Guy 1: Aw man, two big macs and a large fry and I'm still hungry! Oh well, better fill this bag up with tra-- sweet mother of roses...
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: I've been blessed... with the bonus fry!
Guy 2: By the beard of Zeus... there IS a God!
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: I've been blessed... with the bonus fry!
Guy 2: By the beard of Zeus... there IS a God!
by Rupert "Mr. Bitches" Goldtooth September 17, 2012
by Salty Dog July 31, 2003
The act of wrapping your johnson in lunch meat before putting on a condom in order to give her that extra bit of girth.
It was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday so I hooked her up with a baloney bonus when she got home from work.
by Baloney Bonus June 26, 2012
n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.
A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.
by RobertFreeman April 22, 2013
in which a man is having sex with a woman, and, upon reaching orgasm, withdraws from her vagina, ejaculates on her face, and slaps a bow on her head.
by eric williams August 12, 2006
by The Shocker 4U June 10, 2014
by alex_b June 08, 2016