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bellendoscope

a device used for measuring the inate bellendedness of a person. (particularly male). see bellend
Doctor, bring me the bellendoscope
by guido January 23, 2004
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bellend

the end of your penis and can also be used as an insult
girlfriend and boyfriend having sex:
gf:"you've got a weird shaped bellend!"
bf:"shut up you bellend, go do it with someone else then!! Someone with a better bellend!!"
gf:"fine i will!"

...

and the bellend is put in boxers!!
by RachJessSunny February 15, 2009
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bellend

(1) Slang name for the head, or bulbous tip of the penis.
(2) Nickname given to my girlfriends total twat of a husband.
"Honey that fucking mardarse bellend has threw another sickie and not gone to work, I won't be able to get to yours today.

"Just tell him you're off to see me because I am better in bed than he ever could be, I don't need a vacuum pump to get it up. I mean it's not as though he doesn't know is it. He found the christmas card off me 12 months ago and is still too much of a shithouse to deal with this situation"
by fasc December 13, 2008
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bellendish

1) Like a bellend, see bellend
2) Very good.
This club is like Mr. Kipling, exceedingly bellendish.
by r-neg October 29, 2003
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cheesey bellend

A cheesey bellend is an everyday house hold item. It is often enjoyed as a warm snack for replenishing salts and proteins. Cheesey bellends are available at most retail outlets upon request for example asda or tesco.
Mmmmmm this cheesey bellend is real salty today, good job I worked out before eating this cheesey bellend so I get use of the protein.
by roger the rogerer July 31, 2011
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Bellendium

Bel-lend-eeum Noun.
1. A substence that emits a life draining force akin to the effect Kryptonite has on Superman only this affects normal reasonably intellignt people. It is invisible and odourless but often accompanies chavs, knackers, and skangers.

2. Smegma Polite. Aka Coquefort, Helmetdale.
1.
"I think it was the presence of the chihuahua wearing a Burberry jacket that tipped me off to the likelihood of high levels of Bellendium at that teenage party on Saturday. We managed to escape without having drank any alco-pops, hearing anyone say InitDough?, or seeing kids holding their hands up like they've got arthritis or cramp!"

2. After realising she'd sat through almost two hours of argument about Arsenal and Manchester United between two ugly fat blokes, it suddenly dawned on Charlotte that she'd been subjected to an incredibly strong source of Bellendium in the room.

3.

Marie: "Hey Julie, has your young Brian got an overly ripe wedge of Tallegio in his jeans pocket?
Julie: "No. The Bellendium is strong with this one."
by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010
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Baggy bellend

when someones penis has a slack foreskin that hangs over the bellend.

also could be used as an insult.
"im not being funny but you've got a face like a baggy bellend!"
by Emily September 13, 2004
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