The instrument played by the member of the
band who is the second least attractive and can only
crow about the quality of groupies they defile to the
drummer, who traditionally can only get the kind of beasts even farmers reject.
Roadie 1: "Have you seen the girl the bass
player was taking back to the tour bus? Isn't the
drummer in there too?"
Roadie 2: "That was a girl? Jeez, what the hell did the
drummer pull then?"
Drummer: "Does anyone have the number of a good vet? There's been an accident."