The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.
I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!
by Give me a break! June 15, 2012
John: Hey Steve, thanks for that sack assist.
Steve: No problem John. Always nice to help out a fellow man.
Steve: No problem John. Always nice to help out a fellow man.
by Steve425624567 December 28, 2009
A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.
by Duckyruzic January 26, 2012
When someone grabs your schlong from behind in the urinal and guides your stream of piss into the bowl.
by Bob Yeeters August 28, 2021
by MinecraftGamer01 September 28, 2017
When two men who claim to be straight engage in oral or anal sex and claim that it's to 'help out a brother in need'
This is often used as a justification or excuse to engage in homosexual intercourse.
This phrase can also apply if the submissive member is part of the lgbt community and the dominant member claims that they are straight and visa versa
This is often used as a justification or excuse to engage in homosexual intercourse.
This phrase can also apply if the submissive member is part of the lgbt community and the dominant member claims that they are straight and visa versa
by PhuzzyWuzzy September 16, 2021
Physician Assistant, a co-dependent primary level health care provider who often times possesses a masters degree. PA's can see patients, order testing, write scripts, etc.
Also known as a physician's bitch
Also known as a physician's bitch
by Ja87mes May 28, 2007