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Are you alive?

'Are you alive?' is used when you haven't spoken to someone in a long time. It basically means 'long time no speak' just a shorter way to start a conversation.
Jeri: Heyy! Are you alive?
Megan: Yeah! Long time bae how have you been?
.....
Ronnie: Are you still alive?
Emma: Yess but you anti-snapbacked me and now you text me!
Emma: K.
by hxghper.aktxve January 2, 2015
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Con-serve-ative

A con-serve-ative is Someone who is conned into serving a supposed representative who serves not their interests, but those of the corporations that employ them and market to them.

Anyone who votes Republican but is not old, rich, white AND a man is voting against their best interests, as the policies of that party are usually bad for the young, poor, minorities, and women.

A lot of lower and middle class laborers, mostly white and Christian, vote Republican because that party shares their racist, sexist, judgmental, war-mongering views. They fail to see that the Democrats look out more for the education, welfare, health care, environment, employment, and working conditions that affect them as much as they do their more liberal fellow Americans.

Republican voters are more likely to be con-serve-atives than Democratic voters because the Republicans do more than the Democrats in terms of deregulating industry to allow jobs to be taken from Americans to save money with third world slave labor, starting wars to invade and occupy countries to kill people for oil to support monopolies, and finding ways to make it legal for the rich to extract more from the poor with higher prices for goods and services for customers, and less jobs, lower wages, and less benefits for employees, all to allow executives, shareholders, and paid-off politicians to get richer faster every year.
Joe: Even though I make less than $50,000 a year as a plumber, and don't have a stock portfolio, I vote Republican, 'cause them fellers keep us safe from terrorists, keep them blacks from getting uppety, keep the women folk in line, protect the babies, save us from socialism, and don't waste money on silly things we don't need, like air, water, plants, animals, and health care for workers.

Dick: Joe, you're a con-serve-ative! Just because you think that someday your small business will become a profitable corporation doesn't mean that now, as a working man, you should vote for people who put profit above life.
by dnalabkram October 11, 2009
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alive

1) the state of being marked by hightened sense of self and self-satisfaction, usually during a pivotal experience that revives one's inner spirit

2) functioning as a living being; not a zombie
I've never felt so aliiiiive!

The students seem to come alive when leaving the educational institutions.
by Lylas August 22, 2006
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laziest nigga alive

Luis is the laziest nigga alive
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Asiel

Fashion plate computer software engineer who dresses better than anybody else.
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Hottest man alive

Billie Joe Armstrong. You can’t disagree. *points gun at you*
Billie Joe is so hot that he could melt the sun”
“Yeah, he’s the hottest man alive
by BestKindOfMess_ April 7, 2021
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