super 3d noa's arked

The most extreme form of being doomed...

You've gone through doomed to quaked to wolfenstine3ded to kens labyrinthed and all the way to Super 3d noa's arked.....

Truly the pinnacle of 3d shooter expressed screwed upedness...

OH fuck! i am soo doomed!
I have no idea what to get anyone for x-mas!
I am doomed! no wait it worse then that I'm wolfenstin 3ded! no wait worse still I'm kens labyrinthed....

Hell I 'm probably Super 3d noa's arked!

by Qrez December 16, 2016

arks

A bastardization of the word 'Ask'. Can be found used by English speakers in low socio-economic or 'ghetto' areas to sound tough.

Tough guy: "yea bruv, I arks dis guy to gimme sum muney or al break his legs, innit"

Person: "You did what?"

Tough guy: "I arks'ed him"

Person: "Axed him?"

Tough guy: "ARKS'ED Im"

Person: "Assed him?"

Tough guy: "ARKS"

Person: "oooh.... ASKED"

Tough guy: "yea dats wat I sed bruv, init"

Person: "No you didn't"

by ppwned May 13, 2021

ARK

Otherwise known as a virgin

NEVER play this game

Josh and Freddie have started playing ark again oh lord

by Moosebums May 24, 2021

ark

a friedn that will never betray u11! Right ark? right. Ark tell me now. TELL ME ARK TELL ME!

hi ark

by aaaamong us in real life November 11, 2021

Arke

The thickest and prettiest bitch You’ll ever see

Arke means being cool

by Giraffes butt hole14 September 10, 2020

ark of the covenant

1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.

2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.

1) "That girl is gorgeous."

"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."

2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."

"Ark of the Covenant!"

by jmitch77 November 8, 2016

Pull an Ark

To say something completely random in order to change the current topic of conversation.

Person 1: So i got a vesectomy today.
Person 2: So no more kids huh?
Person 3: BUTTSECKS!
Person 2: Hows the buttsecks working out for you?
Person 1: Don't Pull an Ark on me!

by yearghable December 13, 2008