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Angus

Angus is a self fisting machine for men and women. It is manual and automatic and powered by a wide variety of energy sources. We are looking into a Green Angus at the moment. You can already buy a Lady Angus.
I had a bad day at work. I was stressed, so I got in the car and drove home. I soon realised to help ease that stress I’d get some comfort from my seat inserted Angus. Gosh was I relieved.
by Angus 2000 November 28, 2010
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Angus Wright

A word to describe something or someone that is past the point of no return - basically, the cunts fucked.

Average in every way, these unique people are most commonly of incredibly wealthy breed and inhabit the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney. Usually found looking up Oasis riffs and generally just being a fag. These strange species of Australian mammal do not breed as they have no suitable mate who would touch them with a 10ft pole. This species could well be homosexual, but it's sexuality is still unknown.
Oi cuz don't you reckon that cunt's a bit of an Angus Wright?

Yeh mate, totally average and unfortunately gay..
by sperma toadle September 1, 2010
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angus porter

An Angus porter is a person who carries people called Angus who are too lazy to do any work.
Jim: The Angus Porter.
Bob: That's not a sentence.
Dave: Yes it is.
by Pôq ugôͶa June 18, 2018
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Angus Young

One of the best guitarists out there.
He is the lead guitarist for AC/DC, and is known for his amazing stage antics and his blues style of guitar. He was wrongly ranked 96 on the Rolling Stone Top 100 Guitarist List, when he should have been ranked at least #50.
Definition #13 can shove his crappy guitar skills up his ass!
"Wow, Angus Young is a freaking God!"
"Yeah, I love jacking off to his guitar solos!"
"Alright man, that's just weird..."
"I know, but who doesn't?"
"True."
by the crazy monkey January 25, 2009
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Angus Young

Lead guitarist of AC/DC. Has incredible skill. His sole function on this earth is to play the guitar
Guy 1: Dude, Angus Young is crazy!
Guy 2: I know! Look at him! It doesn't even look like he can talk!
Guy 1: He's such a f***ing animal!
Guy 2: Literally!
(Laughs)
Guy 1: I don't think he counts as a human...
Guy 2 (In awe as Angus starts his seizure act while soloing): Yeah...
by guitarchild October 24, 2008
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Angus gay

Stop being an Angus gay
by Bbbbbbboi May 1, 2019
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Colonel Angus

1) Say it really fast
2) now if you know how to say it... it is cunnilingus
3) definition Oral stimulation to the clitoris or any other vaginal area.
"Colonel Angus you make good me feel so good." skit from Saturday Night Live

Charmie says you know what that means right Sam? I'm like uhmmm...Colonels Fried Chicken?
Charmie says you know what fellatio is right Sam? I'm like uhmm...Filet-o-fish?
Charmie laffs. I say to her..I do know what a fluffer is..I just learned it last week from Urbandictionary.com and I wouldn't mind doing that.
by Sammy Vellani March 30, 2003
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